Father: Why is your sister sitting silentTintumon: Nothing. She asked me for lipstick. I gave her Fevistick!!!
Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world. The exact moment of the birth of this character is still unknown. We have been reading Tintumon jokes almost everyday in our mobile. Tintumon Jokes made keralites laughter sky high. He may be the successor of sardarji.
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Saturday, June 19, 2010
Tintumon and sister
Father: Why is your sister sitting silentTintumon: Nothing. She asked me for lipstick. I gave her Fevistick!!!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tintumon's Exam
Tintumon answer sheet starting lines."The sentences in this are fictitious and any resemblance to textbook old or new is purely coincidental"
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Tintumon mobile bill
Tintumon: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl:sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Tintmon: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Tintumon one liner jokes
"Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys... Save girls, we can save the tigers later...!"
Friday, June 11, 2010
Tintumon jokes
Tutumon: Why was that Egyptian girl worried?
Tintumon : Because her daddy was a mummy!
Tintumon in class, English
A=B
B=C
So A=C
Prove this method
Tintumon:Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, So I love your daughter!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Tintumon in class
Teacher handed out a coloring page to all.
It was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella....
The teacher told to color the duck in yellow color and the umbrella in green....
However, Tintumon, the class rebel, colored the duck in red.
After seeing this,
Teacher: Tintu, how many times have you seen a red duck?
Tintumon: The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
I have done nothing
Mother: why are you late ?tintu: a dog chase me
Mother : where is the goods that you bought ?
Tintu :I throw that all to the dog But….
Mother:why dont you throw a stone to it
tintu:Yes I have thown a stone….
Mother: when ? after that what happen ?
Tintu: when I throw the stone The dog was Sleeping and After that the dog chased Me…
I have done nothing after that
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
ഡോക്ടര്
Tintu:Doctor! My Son swallowed a keyDoctor:When?
Tintu:3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Tintu:We were using duplicate key
Dr:So why did you come today?
Tintu:We lost the duplicate key!!
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Dad toTintu
Dad toTintu: wen I beat u how did u control ur anger?Tintu:I strt cleaning d toilet.
Dad:How does dat satsfy u
Tintu:I cln it wit ur brush
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