Exam

Tintu-”hridhayam thagarnirikkunnavanu verum pachavellam…. chumma nokki nilkunnavanu chayayum vadayum Kuttan-”evidathe karyamada nee parayane? Tintumon-”exam hallile karyam”

Latest tintumon jokes

Teacher:Nammal 001 dial cheithal enthu sambavikkum?

Tintu: Police jeep Reverse gearil varum!!!

Tintu's 5 Vedas

Teacher : vedangal yethra undu ?

Tintumon: 5 (five)

Teacher: ancho, yethokkeyaa?

Tintumon: Rig vedam, Yajur vedam, Sama vedam, Adarvana vedam and "RATHI NIRVEDAM"....

Jokes in malayalam

Teacher:Vaakyathill prayogikkuka…"MANAPRAYAASAM"
Tintu:Unni Namboothiriyude "MANA" "PRAYAASAM" Koodaathe JCB Polichu maatti….!

Tintumon thamashakal

Teachr: “oru sthalam.avide muzhuvan malakal.athinu englishil oru ottavakku parayum.enthanathu?tintu parayu”.
Tintu: “MALAREA”

Latest Tintumon jokes

In grammar class
Sir:enikku oru bharya undu,
athu boothamo bhaviyo?

Tintumon:athu oru bootham thaneya

Tintumon jokes in english

Teacher : what do we call a person who cannot hear anything ?

Tintu : You can call him anything . because , he cannot hear anything.

Role model

Dad : who is your role model.

Tintumon : Gandhiji.

Dad : GREAT!! Why?

Tintumon : He married at the age of 13...

Current illa !!

Tintumon tution classil
Sir:innendha homwork cheyyathirunne?
Tmon:current no
Sir:mezhuku thiriyille?
Tmon:theepetti pooja muriyilanu.
Sir:enthe eduthal?
Tmon: kulichilla.
Sir:enthe
T:motor work cheyyanilla.
Sir:athenthe?
Tin2mon: athalle manda njan adhyame paranjathu current illannu.!

Rakhi

Teacher:Nee entha pathinillathe karutha charade kayyil kettiyirikkunu??
Tintu:Rakhi kettiyatha
Teacher:Karutha charade kondano rakhi kettunnathe?
Tintu:Appurathe vittile rakhi kettiyathenna paranjathe!!!

1/2 mark

Exam paperumayi vanna teacher!...
Teacher: TINTUMONaara....
TINTU: njana teacher
Techer: TINTUMONaara....
TINTU: ee thallakku cheviyum kekkile... njana teachere TINTUMON....
Teacher: pha, nee aarannu alla chothiche ninakku mark 1/2 anenna paranje...

Tintu's Achan

Tintu's Achan: Kanakinu 4 marke ullo..?? thalli kaalu odikkukaya vendathu.
Tintumon: Enkil vegam povam.. kanaku maashinte veedu njan nokivechitundu...

Tintumon's cottathenga

Teacher: nalikerathinde english word parayoo?
Tintumon:co.. co.. co...
Teacher: paranjolo adhu tanne..!
Tintumon:co.,cottathenga.

Ramayanam clasil

Ramayanam clasil
Sir: Annaante purathe 3 vara sriraman talodiyapol undayatha.
Tintumon: Oh pinne,Onnu po sare...
ennal Seetha zebra-ye pole irikumayirunnallo..

Tintumons exam

Physics Questn:
Oru buckt vellathinu 10 kg bharam.Oral athil entho ittu,bucktinte bharavum kuranju..
Ayal enthanu ittathu?


Tintumon: "oru..Otta"

Tintumon jokes

Teacher:aaranu malaria parathunnathu?

Tintumon:aaranoo kuzhachathum chuttathum avar thanneyayirikkum teacherrrr..

Tintumon:Ente muthachan

Tintumon:Ente muthachan marichappol sambathu muzhuvan orphaneginu ezhudhi koduthu
Teacher:well enthokke undayirunnu?
Tintumon-oru 10 penmakkal..!!

Tintumon in class

Sir:Ne Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?

TINTUMON:Dadi!!!

Sir: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?

Tintumon; Achane "Da" Ennum.
Ammaye "Di" Ennum..!!

Tintumon in class, English

Maths teacher:
A=B
B=C
So A=C
Prove this method
Tintumon:Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, So I love your daughter!

Tintumon in class

Teacher handed out a coloring page to all.
It was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella....
The teacher told to color the duck in yellow color and the umbrella in green....
However, Tintumon, the class rebel, colored the duck in red.
After seeing this,
Teacher: Tintu, how many times have you seen a red duck?
Tintumon: The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.