Showing posts with label tintumon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tintumon. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Tintumon latest jokes

Tintumon pathram vayikunathinidayil news:
“Micrsoft buys Skype for 8.5bilion”
Tintu:Karthave eanthoru mandanmara evanoke… evarkathu free ayi download cheithude??

Monday, April 25, 2011

Tintumon thamashakal


Teachr: “oru sthalam.avide muzhuvan malakal.athinu englishil oru ottavakku parayum.enthanathu?tintu parayu”.
Tintu: “MALAREA”

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Latest Tintumon jokes

In grammar class
Sir:enikku oru bharya undu,
athu boothamo bhaviyo?

Tintumon:athu oru bootham thaneya

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Tintumon jokes in english

Teacher : what do we call a person who cannot hear anything ?

Tintu : You can call him anything . because , he cannot hear anything.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

KARICHE THARU

LABOUR ROOMinu veliyil tintumon.wife akathu.
Kurekazhinju oru karutha kutiyumayi nurse vannu,apol tintu"AVAL Eniku Enthundakiyalum "KARICHE THARU..!!"

Friday, November 12, 2010

Limitation

Technology has its limitations. Google may b the most powerful search engine bt it can't search my chappal I lost in temple on monday: Tintumon:-D

Friday, September 17, 2010

Tintus Radio

Tintumonte radio kedai, repair cheeyyan thurannu nokiyapol oru patta chathu kidakkunnu.
Tintu njettalode: my god! pattukaran chathu, pinnegane radio padum??

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Result

Tintumon:Amme,padichu padichu ente kannu randum akathottu kuzhinju poyi.
Amma:Saramilla mone result varumbo kannu purathekku thallikkolum...;-)

Monday, August 30, 2010

Tintumon cycle shopil

Tintumon cycle shopanenu karuthi oru marriage beauro-il kayari.

Owner:Aarka mone?

Tintu: Enika,Vacationu boradi Maatana. School thurakumbo achan upayogicholum!!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tintus jetty

Tintumonoru jokey jetti vangi ,nadu mozhuvan mundu pokki nadannu, jetty katti.
veetil vannu petti thuranna tintu njetti. Jetty atha pettiyil!!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Psychotherapist

Tintumon goes to a library &asks for a book"Psyco"-The Rapist
The Librarian searches for a while, comes back, slaps&said: Idiot, the book is called' Psychotherapist'.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Jyolsyan

Jyolsyan: Ninte Dosham Maran 36 Vayassulla Sthreeye Vivaham Kazhikkanam.!

Tintu: 18 Vayassulla 2 Girls'ne Pore.?

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Swami Tintumon

"Children in the dark make mistake"-Swami Vivekanada


"Mistakes in the dark makes Children"-swami Tintumon

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Nasa

Chandranil vellam mathramalla thimingalam,aama,sravu, matthi, thudangiya jeevikalum ullathayi kanunnu-NASA
Tintumon: vitta Rocket chennu veenathu Arabikadalil anennu NASAku ariyillallo....

Friday, July 30, 2010

Chess

Kittu : njan chess kalikan pokukaya ninakk kalikan ariyamo??
Tintu : ariyumonno!! nee poyi groundil wait cheyy njan shoe ittitu varam ..!!!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

kidneys failed

Doctr: Ur kidneys failed
Sardar: What?? But my kidneys never went 2 school..!
T2mon:Adhe chetta,appo attendance shortage ayirikkum karanam

Tintumon @ Worldcup

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

FM Radio

Girl:Ente hus ennodu nallonam samsarikanam, nalla paattu paadanam,nalla thamashayum parayanam.
Tintu:Enna pinne oru FM Radio vangiyal pore!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tintumon jokes in malayalam

TINMONE KANMANILLA: velutha niram,karutha mudi, 3 adi pokkam, 4 1/2 adi nakku, vayassu-5,prayathinokkatha samsaram,malayalam,hindi,tamil enni bhashakalil nannayi theri vilikum.kandu kittunnavar dayavai mindathe pokuka.njangal samadanathode jeevichote!!
Tintunte Parents

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Scientist Tintumon

Tintumon thante pareekshana salayil:

Thavalayude 1 kaal murichu
ennittu thavalayodu paranju "chadu thavale" thavala chadi....

2 kalum murichu ennittu thavalayodu paranju "chadu thavale" thavala chadi...

ella kaalum murichu
"chadu thavale" thavala chadiyilla...Avasanam tintumon oru nigamanathil ethi........

"THAVALAYUDE ELLA KALUKALUM MURICHAL AVAYKKU CHEVI KELKKILLA..."