Tintumon jokes in english

Teacher : what do we call a person who cannot hear anything ?

Tintu : You can call him anything . because , he cannot hear anything.

Result

Tintumon:Amme,padichu padichu ente kannu randum akathottu kuzhinju poyi.
Amma:Saramilla mone result varumbo kannu purathekku thallikkolum...;-)

Sleeping with my wife

Dundu:meet my wife kukku
T'mon: I know her,V wer caught 4 sleeping together
Dundu:what?
T'mon:yes,true…15 years b4 in our history class

Doctor;which soap u use?

Doctor;which soap u use?

Tintumon-kumar soap,kumar paste,kumar brush.

Dr:Is kumar an international company

Tintumon;No kumar is my room mate

School

ടീച്ചര്‍ : എന്താ ടിന്റുമോന്‍ , വൈകിയെത്തിയത്?
ടിന്റുമോന്‍ : ട്രാഫിക്ക് ചിഹ്നം കാരണമാണ് സാര്‍
ടീച്ചര്‍ : ഏത് ചിഹ്നം?
ടിന്റുമോന്‍ : “സ്കൂള്‍ അരികിലുണ്ട്. പതുക്കെ പോകുക.”

My father is a lift operator

Tintumon:My father can lift 8 people with one finger
Teacher: Dont tell these type of lies
Tintumon:Believe Me. My father is a lift operator.

maths sir

Tintumon maths exam hall-il
dance kalichondirunnu
Why ?????
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becoz maths sir paranju oro
STEP-inum markundu

Dinesh beediuum nashtathil annu

Minister:Khadi nashtathilanu athu kondu Schoolukalil khadi nirbandhamakum.
Tintumon:Khadi mathramlla, Dinesh beediuum nashtathil annu!!sir.

Maths teacher

Maths teacher:

aaril anju poya enthu kittum?

Tintumon:"Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku neenthan ariyilla...!!"

Funny Tintu

Tintumon:
I LOVE U.

Teacher: Da Nee Thallukollum.

Tintumon: Njan Paranjal Thallukollum. Chakko Mash ParanjaalUmma kodukkum. Ithano socialisam.

Chicken

TEACHER: namuku motta tharunna ethelum nalu jeevikalude peruparayu?

TINTU MON: maths teacher,eng teacher,social teacher,phy teacher

Vellam illenkil!!

Teacher:"Vellam illenkil manushyan marikkum, why?"

Tintumon:"Vellam illenkil neenthaan patilla. Neenthan pattiyillenkil mungichaavum