Appanum, Makanum

Appanum, Makanum Vaalu Kond Maram Murikan
Angotum Ingotum Valikunnathu Kandu
Tintu:"mone! Ethrayayalum ninte appanalleda. onne vitt koduthoode?"

Doctor;which soap u use?

Doctor;which soap u use?

Tintumon-kumar soap,kumar paste,kumar brush.

Dr:Is kumar an international company

Tintumon;No kumar is my room mate

Tintumonte Beauty Parlorinu

Tintumonte Beauty Parlorinu Munbile parasyam:

IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNA PENKUTIKALE
LINE ADIKARUTHU
Orupakse Athu Ningalude MUTHASSHI Akam

Tintumon:Enne istamenkil

Tintumon:Enne istamenkil
varumpol White Dress ittukondu varan paranju.
Friend:Ennitu?
Tintumon:Aval Black dress ittuvannu.Pakse, avalku 'ULLIL' snehamundu.Njan kandu

Teacher: 'Vakyathil prayogikkuka

Teacher: 'Vakyathil prayogikkuka, "Randarakkodi."

Tintumon:"rande mukkaalinulla bus kittaanayi njan veettil ninnum 'Randaraykkodi"

Tintumon:Amme, velakkaari

Tintumon: amme, velakkaari nammude katilil ottaku kidakkunu.

Amma: avale njan...!.

Tintu: ayye.., ammaye... pattiche... ottakalla achanum unde....

Tintumon in office

Tintu wife work cheyyunna officil chenapol wife managerude madiyil irikkannu...!
Tintu : Irangi vaadi ivide.. Ee joli innathode nirthikonam...
Manger: Pls ocha vachu naattikkaruthu.
Tintu : naattikum! Ellavarum ariyatte,staffinu irikkan kasera illtha kaarym..

Tintumon and sister

Father: Why is your sister sitting silent
Tintumon: Nothing. She asked me for lipstick. I gave her Fevistick!!!

Tintumons exam

Physics Questn:
Oru buckt vellathinu 10 kg bharam.Oral athil entho ittu,bucktinte bharavum kuranju..
Ayal enthanu ittathu?


Tintumon: "oru..Otta"

Tintumon's love

Jyolsian tintumonodu: nee love cheyyunna aline thanne nee vivaham cheyyum...

Tintu: pinkimolano, dundumolano, minikuttiyanonnu thelichu para jyolsiyare?

Tintumon jokes

Teacher:aaranu malaria parathunnathu?

Tintumon:aaranoo kuzhachathum chuttathum avar thanneyayirikkum teacherrrr..

Tintumon's Exam

Tintumon answer sheet starting lines.
"The sentences in this are fictitious and any resemblance to textbook old or new is purely coincidental"

Tintumon jokes on football

Tintumon: Enthina refree yellow card kaniche
Kittu: vazhake kootunathina
Tintu: "ennitte boxing kanan poyapol refree yellow card kanichilalo. Randuperum porinja adiyayirunu"

Tintumon:Ente muthachan

Tintumon:Ente muthachan marichappol sambathu muzhuvan orphaneginu ezhudhi koduthu
Teacher:well enthokke undayirunnu?
Tintumon-oru 10 penmakkal..!!

Tintumon worldcup

Teacher: Africayile janangal innum ilayanu dress ayi idunnath.
Tintumon: Appol ila poziyum kaalath africayil TOUR Pokam teacher?!!!

Tintumon sms

Tintumon: acha, ente clasile thomas thotu.
Achan: athil athishayamilla, avante achan oru kazhuthaya.
Tintu: nanum thottu

Tintumon mobile bill

Tintumon: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl:sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Tintmon: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL

Tintumon in class

Sir:Ne Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?

TINTUMON:Dadi!!!

Sir: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?

Tintumon; Achane "Da" Ennum.
Ammaye "Di" Ennum..!!

Tintumon one liner jokes

"Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys... Save girls, we can save the tigers later...!"

Tintumon jokes

Tutumon: Why was that Egyptian girl worried?
Tintumon : Because her daddy was a mummy!

Tintumon in class, English

Maths teacher:
A=B
B=C
So A=C
Prove this method
Tintumon:Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, So I love your daughter!

Tintumon in class

Teacher handed out a coloring page to all.
It was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella....
The teacher told to color the duck in yellow color and the umbrella in green....
However, Tintumon, the class rebel, colored the duck in red.
After seeing this,
Teacher: Tintu, how many times have you seen a red duck?
Tintumon: The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.

Tintumon jokes in school

Teacher:wat's d difrnce b/w bus&cycle?
T'mon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum
cycleum varum pokum but cycle stand kude pokum!!

Tintumon in school

Teacher:Ningalke eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu..?
Tintumon: Jana gana mana...
Teacher: athentha..?
Tintumon: athu padiyal school vidum..

Tintumon in Court

Judge:ninte chevi naale cut cheyyum

tintu:ayyo njan blind aakum

Judge:athengeneyada potta

Tintu:kannada ninte cheviyil vekkumo?

Tintumon with artist

Tintumon: chettanano karimbu thinnunna kuttiyude shilppam undakkiyathu.?

Artist: pha.! Naaye.!
karimbu thinnunna kuttiyo.?

Athu Odakkuzhal vaayikkunna sree krishnanada..

Tintumon in Theater

Tintu n wife at Theater
Wife: Purakil irikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintu: Nee onnu thirinju nooku
wife: Enthina ?
Tintu:montha kandal pinne avan thondilla..

I have done nothing

Mother: why are you late ?
tintu: a dog chase me
Mother : where is the goods that you bought ?
Tintu :I throw that all to the dog But….
Mother:why dont you throw a stone to it
tintu:Yes I have thown a stone….
Mother: when ? after that what happen ?
Tintu: when I throw the stone The dog was Sleeping and After that the dog chased Me…
I have done nothing after that

ഡോക്ടര്‍

Tintu:Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor:When?
Tintu:3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Tintu:We were using duplicate key
Dr:So why did you come today?
Tintu:We lost the duplicate key!!

Tintumon

Tintumon krishibhavanil chennu:
"vazha thai undo ??
Salesman: undu..
Tintu: enik
S.A.S paper vazha elede oru vithu venam

Tintus Doctor

TINTUMONOD Doctor: Shardhikkaan Varunnundo..?
TINTUMON: Njan Varunnilla...Doctor Pokkolu..!!!

Tution Sir

Tution Sir: Eda kazhuthe, Home Work cheyyathathent? Tintumon: Saumyamaayitt samsaarikkede... Customerinod inganeyaano perumaaraanullath?

ethra perundu?

Surveyku vannayal, tintu monodu, entha peru? -Tintu -veetil ethra perundu? Tintu: veetilum ee oru peru mathrame ollu Tintu!

Dad toTintu

Dad toTintu: wen I beat u how did u control ur anger?
Tintu:I strt cleaning d toilet.
Dad:How does dat satsfy u
Tintu:I cln it wit ur brush

kERALA ENTRANCE

kERALA ENTRANCE RESULTS PUBLISHD
TINTUMON msgd his rank to dundumol..
And Dundumol replied:
"ni puthiya sim edutho???

Hospital

Teacher: vaccation divasanagalil neeyenthu cheytu?
Tintumon: oru divasam bike odichu.
Teacher:bakiyulla divasamo.?
Tintu :hospitalilayirunu.

Daddy

Daddy:Testinu poyitt enthayi?
Tin2mon:Nhan potti.
Dad:ini enne daddy ennu vilikkenda.
Tin2: DNA test alla daddy, ithu class test