Teacher:If you add 3452 and 3096,then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?Tintumon:Wrong answer..
Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world. The exact moment of the birth of this character is still unknown. We have been reading Tintumon jokes almost everyday in our mobile. Tintumon Jokes made keralites laughter sky high. He may be the successor of sardarji.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Wrong answer
Teacher:If you add 3452 and 3096,then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?Tintumon:Wrong answer..
Friday, February 26, 2010
Who killed the cat
English teacher: " 'Who killed the cat?' Begin the sentence with "By ..." Tintumon:By the by, who killed the cat?.!!
Horlicks bottle
Tintu Mon . . . puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle Y . . . ?
Y . . . ?
To make the pencil taller,stronger&sharper...
Thursday, February 25, 2010
English sir to students
English sir to students: give some examples using 'day'? Sasi: annual day
Thomaskutty: birth day
Tintu mon:
"Enthuvaaday"
Tintumon blood donation
Tintumon donated blood
to a pregnant woman,
after delivery,,
Tintumon went to husband
and said
"congratz"nannaayi nokkane ente choraya..!!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Mallu Mooppan
Aadivaasi colony'il Sthanarthi:Njan jayichal kakkoosum pukayillatha aduppum tharam.
Mooppan Tintumon: aduppu pukayillenkil
njangalku entina thambra kakkoos?
Tintumon malayalam joke
Tintumon at bus stop... A man asked: "kottarakaraku ippo bus undo?"
Tintumon:"ariyilla, Adoor bhasiku oru jeeppundu....!"
Monday, February 22, 2010
Kozhigalum abortion thudangi
Omlet undakkan mutta potticha tintumon njettiAkathonnumilla
Tintumon: Eeswaraa.., kozhigalum abortion cheythu thudangiyo...?
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Dinesh beediuum nashtathil annu
Minister:Khadi nashtathilanu athu kondu Schoolukalil khadi nirbandhamakum.Tintumon:Khadi mathramlla, Dinesh beediuum nashtathil annu!!sir.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Tintumon on road
Tintumon on road. A strangr comes and asks, hey hw many miles 2 sabarimala tintu:ther is no miles in sabarimala, some simhams and pulees..!!
Nee pichakkaran ano
Bus Conductor: Entha eppozhum gate'inte aduth nilkunea? ninte achan watchman ano?
Tintu mon: Ne entha eapozhum chillara chodikkunea?
Nee pichakkaran ano.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Maths teacher
Maths teacher: aaril anju poya enthu kittum?
Tintumon:"Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku neenthan ariyilla...!!"
car glass
Achan : da... enganada carinte glass pottiyathe? Tintu : marathil irrunna kaaka mothram oyyichatha acha..
Achan : naintamone sathyam para...
Tintumon : kaakkakku mothrathil kallundaayirunneda ACHA!!!
Funny Tintu
Tintumon:I LOVE U.
Teacher: Da Nee Thallukollum.
Tintumon: Njan Paranjal Thallukollum. Chakko Mash ParanjaalUmma kodukkum. Ithano socialisam.
Chicken
TEACHER: namuku motta tharunna ethelum nalu jeevikalude peruparayu? TINTU MON: maths teacher,eng teacher,social teacher,phy teacher
Tintus Amma
Ammma:MONE MEEN VANGAN POYA ACHAN BASIDICHU HOSPITALILA Tintumon:SARAMILLA ENNU RAVILATHE CHAMMANDIYUM KOOTTI CHORUTHINNAM
kakka thoori
Tintu mon nadannu pogumbol thalayil kakka thoori..! kakkayod Tintu: Ninakenthe shaddi ittoode?
Appol kakka: Nayinte mone nee shaddi ittittano thoorunnath.!?
Vellam illenkil!!
Teacher:"Vellam illenkil manushyan marikkum, why?" Tintumon:"Vellam illenkil neenthaan patilla. Neenthan pattiyillenkil mungichaavum
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