Girl friend

Vazhiyil kanda girlinod tintumon: ente hridayathileku varumo?!

Girl: cherup oorano?

Tintu: ente hridayam ambalam onnumalla. cherupitondum varam!!!

Father

Tintu: Acha enikku chenda vangi tharumo? Father: illa ne mattullavare salyam cheyum. Tintu: illacha njan ellarum urangiyitte edukkathullu.

Auto driver

Tintumon auto driverodu : town vare pokumo?
driver : pokum
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???

Daivam

Tintu:appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanune
Amma:Athenthe
Tintu:veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya
DAIVAME,NEE PINNEYUM VANNO

Conductor

Bus condctr:Entha eppozhum gate'inte aduth nilkune?ninte achan
watchman ano?
Tintu:Ne entha epozhum chillara chodikkunea?
Ne pichakaran ano?

Broker

MarriageBroker:+2 veno?MBA veno?Job ulla kutti veno?
Tintu:Theevandikku thala vekkumbo Madras mailano,Parasuramano,ennu nokkano?

Exercise

Doctor: Daily exercise cheyyanam

Tintumon:Njan daily cricket,football,Hockey enniva kalikum.!
Doct:Good, Evida kalikunnath.
Tintu:Computeril..

History

History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals rule?

Tintumon: I am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.

Song

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana..
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum!

Daddy

Teacher: What will u do when u grow up? . Tintu: Marriage.
Teacher: Oh.. I mean what will u become?
Tintu : "DADDY"

Pashu

Tintu vetilerunu padikukyarunu,...,
pasu oru shaantha mrigamanu, pasu oru shaantha mrigamanu.
Velakkari: phaa!!! nintae thanthyada mrigam:-)

Tamilian

Tamilian calls up Tintu and said,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]
Tintu gets angry and replied,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"

Current

Pinkimol: Current poyallo, onnum kanan vayya.. Ini engana padikunne..? Tintumon: Oru karyam cheyyu.. kanathe padikanullathu padichollu..!

Breakfast

Amma : Mone Meen vangaan poya achan car idichu marichu..! Tintumon : Saramilla amme namukku chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam.

Moon

Teacher: If u r in moon, what will happen to ur weight?

Tintumon: Decrease

Teacher:Excellent. Y ?

Tintumon:You will not get food !!

PENDRIVE

Teacher:

" Oru sthree vandi odikunnu... "

Ennu otta vakkil engane parayum??

Tintumon:

PENDRIVE...!!

THILAKAN FANA

Achan: Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alleda..?

Tintumon: illa.....

Achan: Athentha.....?

Tintumon: Athe njan "THILAKAN FANA......"

110 KV substation

Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu:"Ayyayo K V sebastian Pottitherichu"

Achan:Manda!!nokki vayikku"110 KV substation
Pottitherichu

I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. " I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY"
Tintumon: Teacher innale 'A' padam kandu.

Sookshichal dukhikkenda

Tintumon:Sookshichal dukhikkenda ennu parayunathu verutheya.
Dundumol:Athentha?
Tintu:100gm kanjavu sookshichathinu ammavane police pokki

Tintumon auto driver

Tintumon auto driverodu : town vare pokumo?
driver : pokum
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???