Saturday, February 26, 2011

Double Ducker Bus


Tintuvum Dunduvum koodi Double Ducker Bussil kayari.Tintu mukalilum Dundu thazheyum irunnu.Kurachu samayam kazhinjappol Tintu mukalil ninnum kithachu kondu oodi vannu.

Dundu: Entha Tintu, enthu patti? enthina nee oodi vannathu?

Tintu: Entammoo........ njan oruvidathil rakshapettathanu. Kurachu samayam koodi kazhinjengil......ho enikku orkkan koodi vayya.

Dundu: Entha karyam athu para........?

Tintu: Eda mukalil Driver illa..............

Friday, February 25, 2011

Aadhyathe Kutti


Tin2monte wife pregnt ayi. Hospitalil vachu doctr tin2monod: aadyathe kutti ano ?
Tin2: alla, njan ivaludE bharthava…!!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Soda Venda


Amma-mone chaya tharatte?
Tintumon-venda
Amma-cofee?
Tintu-venda
Amma-juice?
Tintu-venda
Amma-brandy?
Tintu-soda venda..!!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Navy Selection


Tintumon navy selectionu poyi
Captain: Navy selectionu vannirukkugayanallo..so ninakku swimming ariyo?
Tintumon: Appol air force selection poganel parakkan padikkendi varumo sir?

Friday, February 18, 2011

Pacha Niram


Botony teacher-" nammude chutupaadumulla chedigalum pullugalum ellam endhu kondnu pacha
nirathil kaanapedunnadhu?"

Tintumon-Nammal daily pacha vellam alle ozhichu kodukkunne..adhu kondavum teacher…!!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Vettum Muttum


Tintu: Innale Raveendran mash shakarichappol enikk oru pazhanchollu sathyamanennu manassilayi..

DunDu: athetha aa pazhancholl?

TinTu: “Vettu thaduthalum Muttu thadukkoola”

DunDu: ath sathyamanennengana manassilayath?

Tintu: Nhan Mullippoyadey..

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Sreesanth's Bowling


Dundu: Sreesanth bowl cheyyumbol batsman entha confuse aayippokunnath?

Tintu: Ath batsman ballineyaano Sreesanthineyano aadyam adikkendath ennu confuse aavunnatha…

Friday, February 11, 2011

Sneham


Tintu: Njanum ente bharyayum snehathinte karyathil orupoleyanu
Sasi: Athengane
Tintu: Avalenne valareyadhikam snehikkunnu.
Njanum enne valareyadhikam snehikkunnu.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Tintumon Rockz


Dundu: Can U swim?

Tintu: No

Dundu: Dog is Better dan u bcz It Swims

Tintu: Can u swim?

Dundu: Yes

Tintu: den wats d Difference between u & Dog.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Lips and Friends


Tintumon: u know lips are like friends.
Jintappan: How ??
Tintumon:If we say Studying,reading, writing the lips wil never join. but if we say party,playing,travling,shopping etc they will .Friendsum angane thanne.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Understand & Misunderstand


Teacher-”What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?

tintumon-”oru girl Friend nalla Figure aayal Athu Understand!
nalla oru Figure Friend aayal Athu Misunderstand..!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Cherippinadi


Classil jintappan teacherodu:E tintu eanne cheruppinadichu..

Teacher:Tintu ne eanthina avane cherupinadichathu??

Tintu:Athu avan chodichu vangiya adiyanu.

Teacher:Chodichu vangiyatho?

Tintu:Athe,cheli chavittiya cheruppumayi classil keraruthennu avan paranju.. njan eante cherupil cheli ellannum paranju appol avan thanneya “cheruppinadi” kanatte eannu paranjathu..

njan kodukeam cheythu..!!