Monday, May 30, 2011

Jokes in malayalam

Teacher:Vaakyathill prayogikkuka…"MANAPRAYAASAM"
Tintu:Unni Namboothiriyude "MANA" "PRAYAASAM" Koodaathe JCB Polichu maatti….!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Self Control


Ramu-Da ,self control test cheyyan oru vazhi paranju tharu?
Tintu-Oru super vazhiyund
Ramu-Athentha?
Tintu-Try to sleep early on ur first night…!!entha patumo?

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Intelligent Tintu as photographer

Stranger: oru passport size photo?
Tintu:iriku
Stranger:thala muthal cherippu vare kittanam.
Tintu:Aa cherippuri thalayil vachu aa kasarayil eriku

Tintumon's email id

Tintumon creates new email id:

gmail@tintumon.com
hacker dies..
Virus cries..
google shockz..
computer blocks..
Tintumon rocks...

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Kudi


Dad-Eda,tintumone nee kudikkumo?
Titnumon-Idhoru chodhyam cheyyal aano adho kshanam aano…adhu
aadhyam para ennitutharam parayam…!!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Petrol Vila

Kukkumol- Ee parasyam kando… 'buy a honda CBR 250..get 5 litr petrol free'
Tintumon-hm…kure kaalam kazhiyumbol nere thiriyum…buy 5 litr petrol and get a honda CBR free’…ennokke aagum…

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Tiger


Tintu:innale njan kattiloode pogumbol oru tigerne kandu..
Ramu:ennitu??
Tintu: kanda udane njan odi..!!
Ramu:athu mosham aayi
Tintu:da, njan odiyadhinu karanam und. aage ini 1445 tigers mathre bakiyulllu .. adhukonda…
endhina chumma njanayittu ennam kurakunne….!!!!