C program

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from
sinking..

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

SagarAliasJacky

Marubhoomiyil vech Tintumon- Ningalano sagar alias jacky?
Man- athe,engane manasilayi?

?

Tintu- marubhumiyil vere vallorum rain coat idumo.??

social studies

Teacher:jeevidham oru utharam kittatha chodhyamanu
Tintumon:jeevidham mathramalla.. english,malayalam,social studies,maths.. ennivayum !!!!

double mundu

Busiloral: Ithu ente seatanu,njan oru towelivide ittirunnu.
Tintu:enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil idaamayirunnille?
bus nintetu aakumallo!!

Tintumon in medical shop

Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ' Tony 'kalla ente ammakkaa...

GANDHIJI

Tcher:Who is d son of GANDHIJI?

Tintu:"DINESHAN"

Tcher:who told u dis rubbish?

Tintu:L.K.G onwards we r stdyng dat GANDHIJI IS D FATHR OF

"DI" NESHAN

SSLC TINTUMON

English-12

Hindi-2

Social-6

Maths-0 Kandallo enik marks kuravanu.

Eni passakanenkil ningalude SMS venam.

Pls vote 4 me. Ente format: "SSLC TINTUMON...

stupid mistakes

Teacher: tintumon, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Tintumon: I get up early, teacher.a"??

bestseller

Teacher: "What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?"

Tintumon: "A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl...!!!"

School

ടീച്ചര്‍ : എന്താ ടിന്റുമോന്‍ , വൈകിയെത്തിയത്?
ടിന്റുമോന്‍ : ട്രാഫിക്ക് ചിഹ്നം കാരണമാണ് സാര്‍
ടീച്ചര്‍ : ഏത് ചിഹ്നം?
ടിന്റുമോന്‍ : “സ്കൂള്‍ അരികിലുണ്ട്. പതുക്കെ പോകുക.”

Amma

Sreekutti: Ammae kinattil eli veenu.

Amma: Aa elipetti kinattil idadi.

Chechi: Venda, Namukku poochaye kinattil idaam.

Tintumon: Aarum pedikkenda,njan kinattil elivisham kalakkiyittund..

classil first

Father: nee aa penkochine noku
Avalku ellathinum classil firstanu

tintu: hmm... Avale noki irunnathukonda njan ellathinum pottiyathu!

Tintumon Called FM station

Tintumon Called FM station & Said:
"I have found a purse with 15 thousand Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of Mr.mani, No.13, Halls rd,
chennai.
Radio Jockey: How honest sir, so you want to return his purse..??
Tintu: No.. No..! I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song.

syllabus changed mommy

Mom: last semester u wer with a girl and this semester u r roaming with another! what u think of ur self?

Tintumon: syllabus changed mommy!!

My father is a lift operator

Tintumon:My father can lift 8 people with one finger
Teacher: Dont tell these type of lies
Tintumon:Believe Me. My father is a lift operator.

vadiyingu thanneko

Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna
tintumonod "mon enne onnu sahayikkanam"

Tintumon: "aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam"

Calcium Cupric Sulphide

Tintumon : Eureka , I have found out the chemical TOILET

Calcium Cupric Sulphide...

To be precise , CaCuS ....

BABA

Salesman: which soap u use?
Tintumon: BABA’s soap,BABA’s paste,BABA’s brush.
Salesman: Is BABA a gud company?
Tintumon :no BABA is my roommate

Malayalam Teacher

Malayalam Teacher:

MT-yude naalukettine kurichu entha abiprayam?

Tintumon:

Onnu kettiya Achante karyam kashttama,

Pinne naalu kettiya MTyude karyam parayano?

maths sir

Tintumon maths exam hall-il
dance kalichondirunnu
Why ?????
?
?
?
becoz maths sir paranju oro
STEP-inum markundu

Drive carefully

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students,
wait for the teachers.

MBBS passaya tintumon

MBBS passaya tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu,

Joly kitiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakunnu.

sweekarikane.

3 friends

Tintumonum 3 friendsum oru cyclil Schoolil povumbol Police'kaaran Kaikaatti

Tintu: phah pulle. Ippol Thanne 3 per aayi...

Madam

Tintumon:Madam swimming is restricted in this lake
Lady: Y didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Tintumon: dat is not restricted

Onnu brake chavittanum

Tintu achanod oru bike chodichu. Appol achan

"Ninakk enthinada daivam 2 kaalu thannath?"

Tintu:" Onnu brake chavittanum matteth gear mattanum"